There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
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