You're my little dorito
Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
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