I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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