So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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