I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
i just woke up to that girl in my doorway. I kid you not. Tan and lime green thong on. peeing on the carpet in the hallway. Then she collapsed. There is a load of towels in the wash. Just thought you should know when you wake up. Gross.
vagina is talking i cant
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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