so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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