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• (214): View more from Texas

  I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...

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  Mike i'm at church right now...

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n

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• (707): View more from California

  It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms

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• (828): View more from North Carolina

  I just blew my weed a kiss

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• (417): View more from Missouri

  THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him

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• (941): View more from Florida

  She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.

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• (585): View more from New York

  Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health

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