Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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