just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
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