what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
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