ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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