He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
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