so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
Randomize
