I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
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