whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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