There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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