The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
I think I won the penis lottery.
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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