is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
Im at a party and this guy hitting on me just showed me his 'caution choking hazard' tattoo right above his penis. There goes any chance he had of getting laid tonight.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
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