YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
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