SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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