what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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