is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
I have tasted many bathrooms
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
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