Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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