it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I'm so stoned I just sat here for like at least 45 min thinking about how I would get some jack in the box tacos if only I knew where my wallet was and then I kind of blinked and finally noticed I had literally been staring at my wallet the ENTIRE fucking time
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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