he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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