Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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