Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
Randomize
