Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Alive.
So much puke
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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