How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
My unemployment check should really just be direct-deposited into the checking account of my drug dealer
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
she told me i tasted like america
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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