I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
Your cock deserves a montage
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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