can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
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