"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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