for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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