I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
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