That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I wish i was in the wii world.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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