Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
shit pants at work. discarded underwear.
just showed this text to the guy at west elm. luckily we did not stool ourselves in the midst of the ensuing hilarity. so you're commando now?
yep! most awkward part is that i was a few feet away from a client, talking and looking him in the eye. i've never stooled while looking someone directly in the eye.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
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