If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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