He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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