I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
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