her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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