this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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