he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
We have started to decorate penises.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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