I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
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