This dress was meant to end up on your floor
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
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