How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
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