its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
I just sucked dick on a ferry
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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