True true and the only thing that will burn more than the vodka we will consume is the shame in our loved one's eyes
And yet we make it a tradition to get inappropriately drunk at family functions. We amaze me.
At least it's not a funeral this time... I feel we're making improvements.
I don't think brook has ever known best
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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