No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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