She said her name was "party"
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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