I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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