Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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