If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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