Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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