VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
Randomize
