So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
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