What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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