i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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